Milk Mustache Database

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CMPB· 2023

Octopus, ghosts, rainbows and hot dogs

Release year:2023
Sponsoring body:California Milk Processor Board
Collections:Beyond the Mustache
Type:Television and online spot

Notes

An August 2023 CMPB spot sarcastically depicting milks made from octopus, ghosts, rainbows and hot dogs. Part of the same 2023 push against plant-based alternatives that produced Get Real Inc. two months later, and a direct descendant of the 2012 Science of Imitation Milk.

Image: thumbnail of the official got milk? YouTube video “Everyone wants to be milk” (2023) (source).

Evidence

Reported by Drilled in its account of the dairy industry’s 2023 response to plant-based competition.

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