Darth Vader — “MILK — May the mustache be with you”

Spoof / Parody

Darth Vader — “MILK — May the mustache be with you”

Release year:1999
Category:Spoof / parody
Collections:Spoofs / Parodies
Type:Cracked glossy parody poster
Printed tagline:MILK / May the mustache be with you (parody)

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MILK / May the mustache be with you

I am the living embodiment of pure evil. Every day I blow up planets, torture princesses, dismember close relatives, and crush the will of a galaxy. Hey, it's a living. After a hard day I like to relax with a big glass of milk. Believe me, it's not easy drinking through this mask, but it's worth the trouble.

Notes

Verified poster scan from surviving issue listing. One of the four glossy poster pages bound into Cracked Collectors' Edition #117, January 1999, after page 35 ("Got Milk & Absolut Fake Posters? No? Get them here!"). One of the four glossy poster pages bound into Cracked Collectors' Edition #117, January 1999, after page 35 ("Got Milk & Absolut Fake Posters? No? Get them here!").

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Darth Vader — “MILK — May the mustache be with you”

Cracked Collector’s Edition #117, January 1999. The issue is documented as containing four new full-color glossy posters plus one page of new material.

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