Milk Mustache Database

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Even though the expiration date had passed, I bought the carton of milk anyway. The way these ads rave about milk you'd think it ages like fine wine. It's more like fine cheese. The glass I drank had the body and aroma of a box of Velveeta. I'd tell you more but I gotta go barf.

got milk?

EARL UPCHUCK © 1998 NATIONAL CRACKED POSTER PROMOTION BOARD

Notes

One of the four glossy poster pages bound into Cracked Collectors' Edition #117, January 1999, after page 35. Fine print: "EARL UPCHUCK © 1998 NATIONAL CRACKED POSTER PROMOTION BOARD". One of the four glossy poster pages bound into Cracked Collectors' Edition #117, January 1999, after page 35. Fine print: "EARL UPCHUCK © 1998 NATIONAL CRACKED POSTER PROMOTION BOARD".