Hugh Grant — “BREAST MILK / What a surprise!” Cracked parody
Category:Spoof / parody
Collections:Spoofs / Parodies
Type:Cracked milk-ad parody
Printed tagline:BREAST MILK / What a surprise! (parody)
Ad text
BREAST MILK / What a surprise!
Some people think I must've been bloody smashed when I got caught with my trousers down. Bullocks! I just wanted a calcium-enriched pick-me-up. And, while some say milk is only for the young, I say, you're never too old to enjoy milk! Besides, haven't you heard bottles are out?
Notes
The surviving page shows Hugh Grant posed against a Los Angeles Police booking board with a white milk mustache and the parody headline “BREAST MILK / What a surprise!” Milk Ad Collecting Central independently catalogs the 1999 parody and its original image link gives the filenamepar_hugh.jpg One of the four glossy poster pages bound into Cracked Collectors' Edition #117, January 1999, after page 35 ("Got Milk & Absolut Fake Posters? No? Get them here!"). One of the four glossy poster pages bound into Cracked Collectors' Edition #117, January 1999, after page 35 ("Got Milk & Absolut Fake Posters? No? Get them here!").